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Disadvantages of dating a younger woman

Once you are used to on-demand naked ladies always ready to go, you're...

" And you're like, how do you not realize my stomach is a shitty used car that'll break as soon as you drive it out of the lot?? He can drink until he passes out and barely feel it the next day, because #youth.

He wakes up fresh and glowy and you look like this.9.

He uses words like "dope." Actually, this is sort of cute.10. Every time you're walking, he grabs your hand and sprints to cross at the street the next light before it turns red.

He still wants to have intellectual discussions with you over dinner because he misses the ones he had in college.

Sorry, I want to smash my face directly into my fresh rosemary pasta without discussing the recurring motifs of Francis Ford Coppola films. He can eat whatever and expects you to also be able to eat whatever.

Dragging you behind him like you are a horse on its way to the glue factory.12.

He does not yet entirely comprehend that the world is a bullshittery. Theory: People start enjoying morning sex only when they get to the age where the morning is the only time they're not stressed out or exhausted, therefore the ~*~*s Ex Ie St~*~*. Which then leads to him poking his boner into your back at moments when you are least interested.