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An all-around charmer — but somehow, inexplicably, Liddy is impervious to Joe’s enchanting personality. Meg turns her highbeams onto Liddy, and she starts feeling funny. J.’s room, sucking on spitting tobacco, yearning, listening. He thinks of Liddy, writhing on the pole, but not of Meg.

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They wish each other a better tomorrow and go to bed.

While frolicking, junk in the breeze, giggles on the wind, there’s a sudden clap of lightning and the rain starts. They have a nice conversation and agree not to coerce each other into sex or romance.

Last night’s contestants were pretty textbook — lovelorn, seeking connections forged in vulnerability, comfortable with exposing themselves, etc. J., a pro wrestler from Berkeley, California, who self-identifies as a Nickelback fan.

We also met Liddy, a little elfin fairy person from Oakland, California. She’s always doing every activity, as inspiration strikes. (I’m no expert, but Liddy might have ADD.) Who are they?

We’ll get to Meg’s date later — it was actually quite inconsequential — but a quick summary: Meg is a former stripper from South Carolina. J., Nickelback fan, has been dreaming of this moment — the moment he drops trou in front of a female stranger — his entire life. As Liddy approaches, he drops the icebreaker: “Hi, I’m A. and this is my cock and balls.” The ice remained intact. (This is a standard VH1 joke: two naked people straddling a giant, high-speed phallus. It’s a meta-funny.) Anyway, they are both turned on by each other’s wanton disregard for their genital safety and free-spirited humping of a giant banana. Did Liddy’s rejection affect him more than he thought? (She demonstrates a disturbing prejudice against soft, white things. Joe uses this opportunity to assert his masculinity by telling Liddy she can’t read a map, but also demonstrates his ingrained southern gentleman tendency by grabbing her bare butt to help her maintain balance. Liddy proceeds to take a shot and finally gets to release that gag she’d been suppressing all day.

She cites a lack of tone and distaste for near albinos as her reasoning. ) They embark on a scavenger hunt around the island. “That was strange,” he thinks, “I wonder what came over me.” His date is with Xandra, a firecracker with nipple piercings and off-the-charts confidence.